Hamilton Ipsum

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How does a bastard, orphan, yo, let's steal their cannons! Meet him inside! Yo, let's steal their cannons! I’m willing to wait for it. I survived, but I paid for it. It’s Ben Franklin with a key and a kite. You see it, right?

Section 1

Everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree, and no one shall make them afraid. Yo, who the f is this? One stroke and you’ve consumed my waking days. I’ll see you on the other side of the war. Be careful with that one, love. He will do what it takes to survive. Hamilton wrote the other fifty-one! How lucky we are to be alive right now.

Section 2

Ten-dollar founding father, Yo, let's steal their cannons! No one else was in the room where it happened. You changed the melody every time. John Adams doesn’t have a real job, anyway. CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME. I'm looking for a mind at work.

Section 3

Peach fuzz, and he can’t even grow it! I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me! We laugh and we cry and we break and we make our mistakes. We're reliable with the LADIES! Will they tell your story? Gotta be my own man, like my father, but bolder. I’ll see you on the other side of the war.

Section 4

Turns out we have a secret weapon! ‘onarchy? Do you know how hard it is to lead? Hamilton wrote the other fifty-one!

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